APRIL FOOL'S DAY (JPN GOOGLE MAPS)
miss-simplicity: YOU GUYS … IN ADDITION TO ALL THE LIES COMING OUT ON TWITTER (THAT I’M TRYING TO TRANSLATE) BUT GUYS. YOU GUYS. THIS.
mintchocolateeeeee: I HAVE TO PEEEEEEEEEEEE
what is it with this show and playing Florence + the Machine during sex scenes
oh okay so “yolo” means “you only live once” man I’m slow
bobies: RoseArt is the comic sans of art products
also this is a CHRISTIAN SCHOOL……
I mean it really sucks when you tell your parental figure that one of the reasons you really don’t like your school is because you have to put up with sexual harassment and they don’t really seem to care at all I mean it doesn’t help when your school is literally tiny as fuck and some of the girls actually seem to like said sexual harassment and the teachers are just all like...
I really really feel like killing myself right now I don’t think that anyone would care either way…. ugh
As far as the casting for the Hunger Games goes, I loved Jennifer Lawrence for Katniss because she pulled her off really well, even if Katniss was supposed to have olive-toned skin and darker hair. I mean, I can see why people are upset by this, but I do think that the actress chosen did a good job. Josh Hutcherson was also a perfect match for Peeta. My only deal with the guy the picked for Gale...
Bagel Bites: In the last 30 years, various... →
abaldwin360: Remember Junias? He was the imaginary male apostle with the unique and implausible name. “Junias” was invented by patriarchal Bible translators and inserted into the text of scripture because those translators didn’t like what the text actually said. The text in question,…
rue: so is it true
rue: about you and peeta
rue: is it
rue: because omfg I ship you guys so hard omfg
rue: you're my otp
rue: I run a blog about you two
rue: have you kissed
rue: do you have pictures
rue: oh god I can't
Popcorn: the snack with even higher antioxidant... →
gashunkmotherfuckers: thebananular: shychemist: Popcorn’s reputation as a snack food that’s actually good for health popped up a few notches today as scientists reported that it contains more of the healthful antioxidant substances called “polyphenols” than fruits and vegetables. They spoke at the 243rd National Meeting & Exposition of the American Chemical Society (ACS), the world’s...
What The Hunger Games is about: tyranny, revolution, courage, love, growing up, identity, poverty, hunger, class conflict, sacrifice
What the media thinks The Hunger Games is about: a steamy love triangle
Caesar: For those of you idiots who haven't read the book and have no idea what tracker jackers are...
Computer: Monitor, display this document, okay?
Monitor: No prob, boss.
Computer: Okay, now it looks like the mouse is moving around. Monitor, can you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
Computer: Great, great, okay. Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse: Over the icon panel, sir.
Computer: Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, okay?
Mouse: Of course.
Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed Ctrl and P simultaneously.
Monitor: Oh god, here we go.
Computer: *sigh* Printer, are you there?
Computer: Please, Printer, I know you're there.
Printer: No! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
Computer: Jesus. Okay, you really nee-
Mouse: Sir! He's clicked on the printer icon.
Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer: No! No! No! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
Printer: No! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!
Computer: You are not out of in-
Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!
Computer: *sigh* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor: But sir, he has plen-
Computer: Just do it, damn it!
Monitor: Yes sir.
Keyboard: Ahhh! He's hitting me!
Computer: Stay calm. He'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now? See what you've done!
Printer: Ha! That's what you get for trying to make me do work. Next time he- hey! HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh god, he's torn out my cartridge! PLEASE! Help! Error!
Monitor: Sir, maybe we should try to help him?
Computer: No. He did this to himself.
I went to see the Hunger Games with my friend yesterday (who had only read the first half of the book;;) and it was really good! Effie and Haymitch were hilarious, and I like how they showed all those people in a control room controlling the arena. Of course it felt like a lot had been lost in the translation of it going from a book to a movie, the biggest problem was probably that it was missing...
The beta for Photoshop CS6 is a free download. →
gashunkmotherfuckers: caramelzappa: Installing it now. Not often you get to use the latest photoshop for free. (Legally, at least.) this has to be relevant to someone \ouo/